Hahaha......

Wow, today I just wanna kick a hoe out of my life. I don't know why I get like this. Every now and then I completely stop wanting to hook up with hoes, and wanna kick them all out of my life for a while. Usually once soccer ends I start dating again, but this year I just wanna go up to a few of them and tell them to fuck off. idk, I get moods like that.

In other news!! Soccer is almost done. Once we purposely loose our first regionals game, we will all be so fricken happy we are done with soccer!! I mean you have no idea. My entire team just wants it to end. Most of us love the game. Soccer is an awesome sport, incredibly competitive. Yet, our coach somehow takes all that away from us. He makes us hate soccer. What a fucking dick.

New south park tonight? Yes! I think so!

So I was thinking. I wanna start this business, but first the U.S. government needs to stop its welfare programs. First, I would offer a general welfare to people who just don't have a fricken job. I would say "Hey here's $100 a month, you go do whatever you want with it. I'll keep doing this up to 2 years. Once the two years are up, or you ask me to stop I will stop charging you money. You will have one year between the time you stop reciving money, to the time you must start paying me back. You will get exactly double the amount of time you were recieving money to pay me back. You will be able to pay all at once, every month, every week, etc.. You will end up paying me 5% more than I payed you. If you don't pay me back, then hey you go to jail!".

This solves 2 problems with our welfare program:
-No lazy bitches who live off of it. You gotta get a fricken job or else you will end up going to jail.
-Everyones money is not being redistributed to those less fortunate.(considering you view this as a problem).